The latest weather report from Gary the Gadget Guy’s observatory brings startling news about a fierce but unusual blizzard on target to impact Club Penguin Island in late July. Lab associate, Doctor Thunder, has been assessing the snowstorm using the laboratory’s weather monitoring stations across the Island. The Boardwalk’s wind sock has been fluttering all over the place like a butterfly, anticipating the strong gusts which characterise a blizzard. The Sea Caves’ ink levels have elevated, as squids become nervous of the weather due to ensue.
And most importantly… Doctor Thunder’s telescope lens is becoming covered with snow more frequently. That could be as a result of standing directly where Crate Co targets fall. However, he’s convinced a blizzard is coming. Also becoming increasingly concerned about the weather is Crate Co’s CEO, whom cannot be named. The hottest island rumour is that they’re actually an alien… or even a crate. Doctor Thunder was summoned to the office – which cannot be disclosed – for an emergency meeting, with transport by Crate Co.
On target for Crate Co. HQ for a blizzard chat
Doctor Thunder was now aware of the terrible fates of several Crate Co deliveries caught up in this blizzard. They were being returned to the Crate Co depot severely damaged by peculiar debris in the storm. It was an important part of his scientific study to seek out samples of the debris across the Island to prepare for when it arrives.
Palm tree accessories and little umbrellas were found punched into the sides of crates. Tragic.
Providing a layer of insulation for crate deliveries, the blizzard also seemed to contain beach towels?! Emojis and blueprints also decorated the crates.
Strangest of all, the blizzard was said to contain large snowballs and other components of a snowman. This was the best existing sample Doctor Thunder could find.
Since the blizzard has been targeting Crate Co deliveries the worst, Doctor Thunder decided to evaluate the impacts it was having on the Crate Co delivery system.
To Doctor Thunder’s horror, he found litter scattered across the Island from failed collectible shipments. Crate Co takes penguin collected waste for recycling. With crates unable to pass the blizzard, waste simply rescatters.
Unable to use automated crates and parachutes, Crate Co has had to hire postal workers to complete shipments. They do not appear to be happy… so official advice is to NOT stand in their way. Ever. I mean it.
We approached a civilian, Super Megg, for a statement on this highly concerning matter. She told us the following…
Blizzard due to impact in late July
A very peculiar indeed blizzard is set to hit Mount Blizzard on Club Penguin Island towards the end of July. With consequences to penguins unknown at this stage, official safety advice for penguins in the meantime is simply “to party”. Thankfully, this advice is simple for all penguins to follow.
Until next time, party penguins…
