Aunt Arctic is the Island Director – she knows everything about the Island and even has a secret book filled with mysterious magical recipes and other tales the Island community will never know… until today! After some careful snooping on Aunt Arctic’s computer while she wasn’t looking and maybe a tiny bit of eavesdropping… okay, a LOT of eavesdropping… we’ve uncovered some outrageous secrets about Club Penguin Island the Director wouldn’t dare to tell anyone.
#1: The Lighthouse is an alien rocket ship
It looks like that alien costume roleplay wasn’t roleplay after all. On the plus side, at least the aliens are friendly? Sort of? Maybe? I don’t know.
#2: Jet Pack Guy’s muscles are a LIE
That’s right! While the Island’s chief lifeguard looks super strong, Aunt Arctic’s profile.SWF on him states otherwise… apparently Gary’s Super Strength 3000 is actually just balloons of all shapes and sizes. That said, it’s pretty convincing.
#3: Every 100 years, Mt. Blizzard melts!
Before Aunt Arctic decided to re-open Mount Blizzard, it looks like she was reading in the Island Codex that there is a curse on the mountain that every century, a disaster will happen causing the mountain to completely melt and the Island to flood. Top tip: never use a Hot Cocoa Blaster at the mountain’s peak… that’s how the last flood happened.
#4: Aunt Arctic won’t tell you what we really use coconuts for
Coconuts have recently become a phenomenon with the rise of coconut milk, coconut water, coconut oil, coconuts everywhere! On the Island, coconuts can be collected and traded in by Aunt Arctic for unknown purposes, until today! Check out this sneaky bit of footage I caught while patrolling the Cove.
#5: The hot spring’s true power source
Gary tried to convince us that it’s hot sauce which powers the hot spring, but we all know that a small bottle of hot sauce isn’t enough to keep the spicy spring spicy 24/7, which is why we uncovered the true source of heat for the hot spring… and you might want to think about the CPI Stinky Cheese and Tooting Society next time you go for a dip.
Not an ordinary aunt from the Arctic…
I’m sure there’s plenty more secrets our Island Director is hiding from the penguin public which she wouldn’t dare to tell a single other penguin. Perhaps approach Aunt Arctic for an interview next time you’re waddling past – she might even have some super secret tasks for you to complete.
I’d like to give a BIG thank you to my friend Gabel03 for helping me create this post! It was so much fun to spend time with you on the Island discovering what Aunt Arctic has been hiding from us all, together. Keep being awesome!
Until next time, penguin family…
